1. For those of you who follow football, please be advised that since both Jesus and Che Guevara are apparently supporters of the Boca Juniors, cheering for any other team would be both heretical and counter-revolutionary. You have been warned.

"Finally, comrade - something we can both agree on!"

2. We were almost interviewed by Argentinean journalists about our tourism experiences in the city, until they realized how pathetic our Spanish was and walked away with sad smiles.

3. Most dogs seem to have it pretty good.

4. There is a new best steak ever. This is not even a contest any longer. I’m sorry to keep posting pictures of beef, and I’m really not trying to gloat (much) or sicken my vegetarian friends – but it’s worth pointing out that this cut is the length of my hand.

The restaurant also plied us repeatedly with complimentary champagne, as well as a wide range of free tapas and sauces to accompany our meal – which we paired with a very rich and delicious Malbec. The total price tag? $35/person. I’m so moving here.

5. Pursuant to that: for anybody who wants to join me, reasonably nice-looking apartments can be bought not far from city center for less than $80,000. Just sayin’…

6. I don’t know what they sell, but this is a great name for a store.

Something for everybody.